A day to rest.
Having flu the whole evening till now.
No idea why it happened. Sucky.
Used a mountain of tissues.
Were at home e whole day, playing RO and watching TV. =]
Tmr TopOne with clique. (:
Hahaha..
I wanna watch the 12am, Mon - Friday show..
But dunno wats tat show name.. =D
I missed it alot of times already..
If u understand this..
*****
MUTHU & TOURIST*
A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born in his village...
and Muthu said .. "No sir, only babies were born here."
*****
MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT*
Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach. First he cut off one leg
and told it to "WALK! WALK!" The cockroach walked.
Then he cut off its second leg and told the same. The cockroach walked.
Then he cut off the third leg and did the same. Finally, he cut off its fourth leg and
ordered it walk! But the cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, "I found it. If we cut a cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf."
*****
MUTHU & DRIVER*
When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorized tricycle, the driver adjusted the mirror.
Muthu shouted, "You are trying to see my wife, eh? Sit in the back. I will drive."
*****
MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL*
Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin.
Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin.
Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Muthu pointed towards the signboard
"*WASH BASIN* "
*****
MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART*
Interviewer : "Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building and it's on fire. How will you escape?"
Muthu: "It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination."
*****
Bonus.
At a political rally, Muthu was arrested. Why ????????????
Because a lady journalist with a badge which read "*PRESS*" pinned
on the right part of her blouse walked past him... and he did it!
